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Wait for it....
wait for it....

Howland Reed warged Arthur Dayne enough for Ned to kill him at the Tower of Joy.

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Macha wrote:

Howland Reed warged Arthur Dayne enough for Ned to kill him at the Tower of Joy. 
 


 There's no evidence or even a hint to suggest that Reed is a warg. Next! 



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Jon Snow. Lives in an Ice Dragon for eternity. He will rebuild the wall and freeze Alister Thorne in it. Then he will fly to KL to chill the beer for the royals. There, is that crackpot enough?


 Jon doesn't die in ADWD.  He is wounded, stabbed four times.  Many have lived after being stabbed four times.   Also, his wounds smoke and there seems to be a light around them.  It is noted that Bowen Marsh is crying at the scene. Smoke + salt =??.  Also, Melisandre sees Jon in her visions when she tries to see Azor Ahai.  And to really stretch this, Ghost = albino with red eyes.  Viserion is considered white or cream color and red eyes, Jon's dragon to ride. For what it's worth, my

 



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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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Have we mentioned The guy who is going to defend Cersei ... Lord Strong is it ? Have we discussed his head being Robbs?

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YvyB wrote:

Have we mentioned The guy who is going to defend Cersei ... Lord Strong is it ? Have we discussed his head being Robbs?


  wut wut wut?



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Lol it justed popped into my head Andi ... The Martells are happy that the big skull is Clegane ... just thinking were did Robb's head end up as they sewed Greywind's onto his body .....no mention of his head ... did Qyburn attach it to Clegane's body?

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YvyB wrote:

 did Qyburn attach it to Clegane's body?


  that would be so terribly awesome...



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Qyburn's Monster .... ha ha !

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This could just be the best thing that ever came out of this thread. Yvy, have you lost your mind?! LOL this is amazing. Robb's head.

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You mark my words ! No mention a tell ya ! Ha ha !

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You know what else they should add to that? Jaime's hand.
And Theon's missing teeth.
I'm not even joking!

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So Jaime's hand and Robb's head. Something happens and Robb's head remembers... and kills Cersei with Jaime's hand. Valoquar prophecy fulfilled.

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You know what else they should add to that? Jaime's hand.
And Theon's missing teeth.
I'm not even joking!


 Well hell Davos' fingers may as well be added there too ! Ha ha ! AND Cersie's Hair !



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Macha wrote:

And Theon's missing teeth. 


 That ain't all he's missin'.

 What is not dead rises stronger and whatnot.

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Cary Storm wrote:

So Jaime's hand and Robb's head. Something happens and Robb's head remembers... and kills Cersei with Jaime's hand. Valoquar prophecy fulfilled.


 *pedantic mode on* It can't be. The prophecy says "the valonquar shall his hands wrap bla bla", but in this case Robb would have to be the valonquar, and he's not. He's no one's little brother :) Jaime gets kicked out because the wording doesn't match.

Come on, throw me another one!

 

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Robb is Jon Snow's Little Brother.  I think.

EDITED: Okay, maybe not.  



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jojen I've come across a theory I haven't heard before. That Jojen Reed is actually Howland Reed that by some ancient magic or sth aged backwards like Benjamin Button, and Meera is his daughter.



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No. Meera is Jon's twin. She's the third head of the dragon. jonsnow dany meera



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They do have similar hair... Hmmmm

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Nymeria's pack will kill the wights with the help of Arya. This is FACT!

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overheard in TWOP:

"I hope Varys isn't going to use sorcerer-in-a-box to deprive Pod of his special gift and somehow apply it to himself..."



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Tir Airgid wrote:

overheard in TWOP:

"I hope Varys isn't going to use sorcerer-in-a-box to deprive Pod of his special gift and somehow apply it to himself..."


 hmm   blankstare Best thing I've heard all week. 



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So if R+L=J, then would J have burned his hand in Mormonts room? I know I cant be the only one who thought of this

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Targs aren't Flame proof ... Danny burns quite a bit .

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Dany burns alive but is unharmed, fire is hot enough to wake the dragons. Yet reg fire in Mormons room burns John... Unless being a half breed diminishes his fire proof ness

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Gurm has been asked this ... he says that event was a magical moment involving the eggs etc... she burns her hands when flying on Drogon .HE himself says Targ's aren't flame proof ...They can stand high heats ... but not fire ... apart from the egg hatching.

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Well piss on me :)

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Ok , this is the first time I've heard this one ..

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Ok , this is the first time I've heard this one ..

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 WOW. Just... WOW.  do we think that 

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Rhaegar. You mean warg into Rhaegar. Because that's who Stannis actually is.
Hey Rhaegar, whaddaya know, you got your wish after all!

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Atat told me off for not putting tags ... so I panicked ! Ha ha!

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That's good because I can't unhide them on the mobile version.

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Tywin was already poisoned by Oberyn ... that's why he was on the loo ...

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Oh oh I know this one! Supposedly it also explains why he was constipated and why his body smelled so bad only hours after his death. You know, there might be something to this crackpot, but it just feels like such a useless effort throwing those little details there since it was never acknowledged in ay way and had zero impact. Well, except the terrible smell. That one was pretty cool.

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Cersei had a bastard child by Robert before they were married. And Tywin had the child removed, told her it was stillborn. But really he had the child raised in Volantis.

The Valyrian that Talisa is writing in the room with King Robb is "Dear Grandfather..."

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Oooh... that's juicy! I'm really curious what they're going to do with her character... especially in the next couple of episodes. I wish they would show the full text of all these letters that everyone is writing. They've shown Talisa writing TWICE in the show now... has to mean something, right?



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Oh they've shown the full text on the HBO website I believe, but my Valyrian isn't really what it used to be.

David Peterson, the guy who creates the Valyrian for the show, mentioned it and said that because people enjoy speculating so much, he'll translate it after the season ends. But hey, we can always ask Tywin.



Crackpot: she's really just writing to her mother. The writers be trollin'.



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TV Crackpot prediction: Arya never goes to Essos. To save time and space she does all the things that Lady Stoneheart would have done. Okay, it doesn't make much sense, but it makes a little.

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GRRM is so enamored of shattering fantasy tropes and not doing what readers expect:

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@At - so that whole seven circle of Mereen hell was for nothing? gurm

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Not for nothing. GRRM gets to paint another GOTCHA! silhouette on his WordStar machine.

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I was saying this only yesterday to my boy ... I think it will be like the Hitch hiker's guide ... she will finally come over and be swallowed by a yawning dog...

 

Footnote: @ Macha ... why is the wording wrong for Jaime ? Valonqar prophecy ?

Also , read an interesting one the other day .. warging. Sansa ... lots of bird references for her ... hmmmm thinks.



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YvyB wrote:

Footnote: @ Macha ... why is the wording wrong for Jaime ? Valonqar prophecy ?


 I don't know what wording I was referring to up there, in the context of UnGregorRobbJaime.

Because valonqar-prophecy-wise, it's definitely Jaime. This is not even crackpot, it's for realz.

 

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KK, saw at WIC a chick who said Melissandre is dead. That's why she doesn't eat, why poison doesn't affect her, etc.. She stated that it was a popular theory over at Westeros site. That's why she is so intrigued by the Brotherhood, he can resurrect people and she wants to do that, too. She was probably resurrected herself. Don't know, just throwing it out there. Somebody give me their on this crackpot one.

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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@Ly
This is probably one of the most popular theories re: Mel that I've read, but personally I don't buy it. I think she is indeed much older than she appears, and has probably extended her life through unnatural means, and that she's "fueled" by meditation or something similar, thus having no use for food or sleep anymore. I really doubt she's dead for the sole reason that people can feel the heat of her body; she's a complete antithesis of wights and I doubt a glamor could be behind it. There's too much talk of fire as a symbol of life for her to be undead, IMO. Enough zombies are enough.

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I've just stumbled on this bit of brilliance, courtesy of Strongest of All Belwas @ westeros.

Remember the perfumed seneschal from Dany's prophecy? It's the Lord Seneschal of Highgarden, Garth Tyrell parprocket :

"As he is introduced, Dany realizes that the Tyrell banner is a rose, a common source of perfume. She's just been introduced the their Seneschal. And it is then she realizes she has stumbled into a trap.

Garth, driven mad by the betrayal and murder of his beloved Grand-Niece, has decided that if Margaery cannot be queen, no one shall. He then removes the cork he inserted into his anus, allowing the maddening stench of weeks old, methane rich flatulence waft into the air.

Lady Olenna immediately realizes her brother had only been eating cruciferous vegetables and beans for the past month not for his stomach pains, but for something far sinister. Garlan, his Grand-Nephew, will immediately regret mocking him for his flatulence.

With a grunt and a wince, the Mad Seneschal will release the pent up gasses of his bowels so fiercly, it's reverberations are felt by Dunk and Egg in the past. Garth laughs maniacly, as his gaseous discharge is ignited by the breath of Drogon, and all of King's Landing is destroyed in the massive, shit-smelling explosion."

This is the best thing I have read all week. 



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Aestylla Tolletas approves this. clap

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have u guys read the ragnarök theories? They're pretty interesting



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