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How can we not have any quotes from this season? spank My favorites so far:

Jaime: You will never marry Cersei.
Loras: And neither will you.

Cersei: Everywhere in the world they hurt little girls.

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“I did not do it. I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores!

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Al Swearengen wrote:

“I did not do it. I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores!


 Yup, that was amazing. yippie



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Selyse (about Shireen): "She needs the rod"

Funniest. Quote. Ever.

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Varys: "Sandor Clegane was seen in the Riverlands slaughtering 5 of the kings men. I believe the phrase "Fuck the King" was uttered."

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Shae (describing to the court what her other role was besides handmaiden to Sansa): "I was his...horse"

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Al Swearengen wrote:

“I did not do it. I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores!

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 Truly inspiring!



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Sam: "I'm not nothing anymore."

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"Here's to the Lannister children: the dwarf, the cripple, and the mother of madness." -Tyrion Lannister

"Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores." -Tyrion Lannister

"We are the watched on the wall." -Qhorin Halfhand

“For they are the knights of summer, and winter is coming.”  -Catelyn Stark

and of course

Rygar wrote:

Shae (describing to the court what her other role was besides handmaiden to Sansa): "I was his...horse"




-- Edited by sid on Tuesday 10th of June 2014 02:22:42 PM

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Gilly "Sylnt banged my slit"

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^They cut that scene. I can't wait to see Slynt doggie styling Gilly when the DVD comes out!

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"I know yew nevah fooked ah bah, yew know yew nevah fooked ah bah."



-- Edited by Rygar on Tuesday 10th of June 2014 04:02:34 PM

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For Atat:

Sam "Tell me about her."

Jon "She had red hair."

Sam (sarcastically) Oh? How big are her feet?"



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Black as Snow wrote:

Sam: "I'm not nothing anymore."


 This was beautiful. I can't tell if the writing for Sam is really good, or if John Bradley is really good at delivering his lines (most likely both!), but I love everything he says.



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Grenn lived on a farm.

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"How big were her feet?"

 



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“I saw you die tonight. I saw your body burn. I saw the snow fall and bury your bones.” -Jojen to Karl

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Al Swearengen wrote:

"How big were her feet?"

 


 



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direbadger got me the Tyrion quotes book ! Early birthday pressie ... bless him

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Just about anything said by The Hound this season really, but this one for some reason really makes me chuckle.

 

"Meryn Trant? The greatest swordsman who ever lived, killed by Meryn fucking Trant?"



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The Kindly Man wrote:

Just about anything said by The Hound this season really, but this one for some reason really makes me chuckle.

 

"Meryn Trant? The greatest swordsman who ever lived, killed by Meryn fucking Trant?"


 



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"Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats."

"There are no goats half man!"

"Well, make do!"

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Lady Olenna: "What happens when the nonexistent bumps against the decrepit? A question for the philosophers."
"And Now His Watch Has Ended" - Season 3

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