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I for one, hoped she'd be all throughout season 2, it's the only thing that makes sense to me. But this video has done a really detailed analysis of that theory and picked up on a miriad of details I didn't see, and I have renewed hopes it'll turn out to be true. So have a look and tell me what you think... will she turn up to be a spy?

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-- Edited by Tir Airgid on Tuesday 26th of March 2013 11:44:17 AM

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Total spy. I bet she's Robert Baratheon's daughter by a Lannister woman as well.

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I actually didn't think much of the video, until it mentioned Reginald and his wife in Lannisport. I'm going along with it for now, but there is one major fault in this theory. How could they be sooo sure that Robb would fall for a common nurse? It doesn't hold water. If she was a spy, the falling in love bit was not part of the plan, and this goes for book-Jeyne as well as far as I'm concerned. All that being said, if it adds more drama - and it does - I'm all for it.

PS: I'm not sure about the title of this topic, it seems a bit spoilery to me, even though it's S2 related. I'd rather we don't give any hints to the fact that Robb will be betrayed.

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Macha wrote:

I actually didn't think much of the video, until it mentioned Reginald and his wife in Lannisport. I'm going along with it for now, but there is one major fault in this theory. How could they be sooo sure that Robb would fall for a common nurse? It doesn't hold water. If she was a spy, the falling in love bit was not part of the plan, and this goes for book-Jeyne as well as far as I'm concerned. All that being said, if it adds more drama - and it does - I'm all for it.

PS: I'm not sure about the title of this topic, it seems a bit spoilery to me, even though it's S2 related. I'd rather we don't give any hints to the fact that Robb will be betrayed.


 They didn't plan for her to fall in love with him. She was merely going to be a spy.  The falling in love part was extra. I have a feeling she's not going to want to betray him in the end. 



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Macha wrote:

PS: I'm not sure about the title of this topic, it seems a bit spoilery to me, even though it's S2 related. I'd rather we don't give any hints to the fact that Robb will be betrayed.


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i agree with cary.

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And the whole Rhoyne moment is one big scam? I'm having trouble with this. Too long, too emotional, too honest-looking. They should have went with something else. Or perhaps she just witnessed it and that wasn't her brother? Or it actually happened at Lannisport? But wait, there are no slaves there.

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-- Edited by Tir Airgid on Tuesday 26th of March 2013 11:59:55 AM

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Wait, are we supposed to be using spoiler tags? This is in the Books section.

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yes, i know. I was just being double careful. Do you want me to take them off?



-- Edited by Tir Airgid on Tuesday 26th of March 2013 12:05:55 PM

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I think the whole Rhoyne slave story could have been concocted. She could be that evil. Or maybe it's just the reference to Westerling Burrito that is making me silly because I'm starving.

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Cary Storm wrote:

I think the whole Rhoyne slave story


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For Atreyu: A Westerling burrito is the entire Westerling family rolled up into one character. Talisa.

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Charlie Chaplin's Grand daughter ....

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So, any comments with regard to the scene with the little Lannisters, Willem and Martin (blegh)?

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Noup, I think that was simply there to give her something to do and to introduce the little boys that Karstark will kill. Probably, as someone as WiC suggested, to foreshadow the whole Robb - Greywind head swap too.

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So when she says, "You're Lannisters" we can't take it to mean, "And here's my secret Lannister code word" in there somewhere.

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She is the night.

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So does Tywin have a personal valyrian translator or something?

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Tywin knows Valerian.

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This keeps bugging me. She's genuine, I've made my call. They just want to mess with the book-readers, since they were well aware they don't trust her. The Jeyne Westerling swap/pregnancy/whatever theory was basically taken down by Elio and Linda as being just a writing inconsistency. The obvious reason why Talisa *show spoilers*

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As much as I want her to be a spy, and will it with the same strength i want to smash jaime and brienne's faces on a kiss, I fear she won't be, and that her spyness, such as her pregnancy, is there just to tease book readers. I hope I'm wrong. It would make me hate her a tiny bit less. But it's a fools hope that I'm clinging to. Still I cling to it though, you can't help your heart's desires...

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You know what would be really annoying?
If someone were to come here and say 'well I hate to say "I told you so"...but I TOLD YOU SO!'
Yeah. That would be very annoying. Which is why I'm not gonna do it.

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Dude, she was so in on it. she is not dead. They put a sheeps bladder around her stomach. thats why her throat wasnt cut. she is a spy.

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Total sheeps blood. They're going to have her just stand up next episode and smile evilly, when they walk Edmure in to the room in shackles.

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Actually, I do find it disturbing that the Freys are so evil they would kill the Lannister's spy.

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lol, this thread was always so silly...I love crazy, pointless speculation.

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Dead. She's dead.

Nailed it.   

Or should I say, "daggered" it.   



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They havent mentioned her since.

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