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Macha!  Your country has a lot of explaining to do for this! 

(Was this a tryout for the evil witch in Snow White?)



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Shame on you Romania!

I do wonder why people keep watching this shit, this is just utter bullcrap music.



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LMAO, this thread. Ugh don't even remind me. It's always the worst music that gets selected. I haven't watched this shit in years, but I'm actually sorry I wasn't here last night to watch it with you. *hides in shame*

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WTF was THAT? How come so many people are watching this?!

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WTF was THAT? How come so many people are watching this?!


 Dunno, masochism?

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One of LINDAAAAA's favorite show.... Enough said ! (because i'm gonna cry blood tears if i stay too long in front of this ... )

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Did u guys see that fellow in a box? I was crying with laughter!

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Wut fellow in a box? NOOOO!
I don't think I'll catch the final tonight, cause I'm going out. Dammit!
Dracula diva FTW.

EDIT: Saw the guy in a box. Bitch, please! We own the fuckery here.



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I'm rooting for Greece. These peeps know how to party.

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Macha wrote:

I'm rooting for Greece. These peeps know how to party.


 No how can you betray beauty angel voice Cezar like that?



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it's because ALCOHOL IS FREE!!!



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I am fucking dying to hear the rest of their lyrics, the whole reasoning behind the free alcohol and the collapse of the Greek economy.

HOLLAND BEAT ROMANIA



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I won't open a goddamn topic for the 2014 version, but here is this year's contender from Austria:

CONCHITA WURST


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I quite like ours this year !

But we will never win again , as the rest of the world hates us



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This is going to be much fun. pillowfight We've gone back to boring, so Imma root for somebody else. Conchita? Lol, maybe. What's your entry, Japie?
Yvy, there there, they hate because they jealous.


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Oh, what did I just watch?! Oh, oh, oh! Why DID I just watched that Mr. Storm!
I won't take a day off again. I'm watching utter crap. teehee

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Whatever picture that was, Japie, it's not found now. Find a better picture.

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Sheeeeit my picture went missing, but no worries: here is a new one in all her glory. She'll perform tonight in the semifinals!

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She's from Austria. If you translate her names from various languages she is actually called Little Cunt Sausage. You can do it Conchita!



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Oh you can see her here!

 

 

hmm you can do better Conchita.

 

Here's the dutch entry, these two are very popular here (and both have great voices), but they chose one of their lesser songs somehow. But we reached the finals yet again!



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Japie, they key here is to be lame, tacky or outdated. This band of yours is neither, so get outta here! crackers Conchita - now we're talking! He/she puts Cezar to shame.



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conchita wurst? for REALZ? hahahahahahahahhahaha i caaant. that's too funny a name.
It's like "Fanny Weiner"



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On to the finals on saturday bitches.

 

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She'll has to fend of Holland and Romania first though! Looky here, this is how they play the piano in Romania:

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Macha, I need an explanation for this. NAO!



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andrea wrote:
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Macha, I need an explanation for this. NAO!


 Macha, you've done it again! 



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Wish I could have an explanation for that, but I don't.
Are we watching the finals today?



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Of course we are! The Romanian piano is being called the hamsterwheel in the press here, I wish I had any photoshop-skills to put a hamster or a Patrick in that thing.

The bookies have Conchita, Sweden and Holland as clear-cut top 3 favourites. I do wish I had put some money on Conchita a week ago, now it's just not worth it anymore. We can rig the system and vote for eachother's countries tonight.



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we came in second! France got 1 point Machateehee



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Hail to the Queen!

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Only 1 point for le mustache??? I don't wanna live in this world anymore.
Good for Conchita, and good for your peeps, Japie. They were very sweet (and good).

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It's happening again! This year Holland sends a tacky shitty whaiaiaiaiiaiaiaiai song, maybe we'll win. I have yet to scout for the crazies. I'm on it.

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Ohhhh nooooo. facepalm THIS again.

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JapieQ wrote:

It's happening again! This year Holland sends a tacky shitty whaiaiaiaiiaiaiaiai song, maybe we'll win. I have yet to scout for the crazies. I'm on it.


Aw no, and your last year's song was such a nice one, I loved it!  

No clue who we're sending this year. 



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Heads up, Israel's entry is terrible.

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Heads up, Israel's entry is terrible.


 Wait, Israel is part of Europe?



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Israel is the home of the famous Dana International!

Noooo we are already out. Last night not too many crazies, but plenty of stuff to ridicule. Romania is not so bad this year, they made a song for all the children left behind by parents working abroad. I'm rooting for Walda though:

 

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Dana has a penis, and it's not even a joke

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Macha, Romania is banned this year! I don't think I can manage to drag myself through the semifinals this week.

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I know riiiight. Cary will be heartbroken.

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JapieQ wrote:

Macha, Romania is banned this year! I don't think I can manage to drag myself through the semifinals this week.


 WHATA???A?A??AA?A?A?A?A?A??AA?A?A?  HOW DID I MISS THIS. 

Imma declare war on Europe. 



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Macha!!

 



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We need to get Macha give a play by play!

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