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Joffrey has to die.  What are the funniest and most fitting ways for him to go?

He gets overtaken by a mob of whores who bludgeon him to death with his crown.

He slips on the blood of his next victim and impales himself on Hearteater.



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His mother smothers him to death! "my sweet baby boy!"


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Someone skewers him, roasts him and unveils him the centerpiece of Cersei's wedding feast with an apple in his mouth.

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stuffed his bunghole with cactus, also Frey`s bunghole



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gang raped by chickens, also Frey. crazychicken



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 Messi has been and will always be one of my favorite players. It broke my heart a little bit that he didn't win today. Messi is awesome in every way. But Sean Penn still sucks all the dicks. Atat.

 

 

 

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Wildfire enema.  parprocket



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The fish he was supposed to have for dinner gets up from his plate and beats him to death. After 143 chapters we find out it was the Blackfish warging a trout. blackfish



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Hahahahaha Macha, too much.

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