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Mistress Of The Coin
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Killing Walder Frey
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That treacherous old bastard needs to die.  What would be the perfect ending for him if you could kill him any way you wanted?

I think Arya and Namiria should reunite; Arya can warg Namiria and tear his throat out.

Dany's dragons go rogue and turn the Frey's castle and all 900 Freys into goo.

 



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Tie him up in a room full of screaming babies with only an arsenic pill to save him.

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A tragic Viagra overdose.

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The meat pie he was supposed to have for dinner opens up and swallows him whole, then spits out the bones. Four books later we find out Hot Pie is a latent warg. Coincidence?

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Squished by a Dragon....like a bug!

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Speaking of the POS, here is an interview, spoiler free, btw

 



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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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Tywin decides that his son Tyrion will never consummate his marriage to Sansa Stark and has the marriage annulled. He then presents Sansa as a gift to Walder in payment for his role during the RW. A Lannister pays his debts. Frey, being hounded by penile discomfort since the loss of his wife, can not wait for a taste of that sweet ginger jelly. Not even a minute inside the Twins, Frey is on top of her. As soon as he enters her, he spontaneously combusts, proving once again that Tyrion knows when to avoid lethal fire crotches.



-- Edited by Rygar on Friday 6th of December 2013 09:03:29 AM

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Bravo Rygar! Fire crotch for the win!

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Sansas snatch just may well be worth self explosion.

That's what she said.

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Give him to the red woman and have her leach him till he's bone dry. Would serve the blood sucker right

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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Black as Snow wrote:

A tragic Viagra overdose.


OMG! BASI! I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!

That man doesn't need and overdose though. Did you see how many he sired?! I mean jeez, talk about prolific and getting it up... teehee

I think he deserves a revenge kill. Probably what Ry has cooked up for him!



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