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Did this before elsewhere and it was rather fun.  Give quotes from The Wire to characters in Game of Thrones or vice versa

 

Robb Stark to Catelyn: Don't matter who did what to who at this point. Fact is, we went to war, and now there ain't no going back. I mean, shit, it's what war is, you know? Once you in it, you in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie. But we gotta fight. 

[originally from Slim Charles ]

 

And / or nominate which characters from The Wire could replace those in GoT if GoT was set in modern day Baltimore ( apart from the obvious Carcetti / Littlefinger"!).



-- Edited by The Kindly Man on Wednesday 6th of August 2014 11:39:38 AM

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Cersei: The game’s out there, and it’s play or get played. That simple.

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Robert: Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeetttttttttt.

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Robert to Cersei: Happy now, bitch?



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Margaery to Renly: "Lack of pussy will change even a good man's demeanor"

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Daario: "I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big ass dick."

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Dany to Kraysnazs (sp): "All those mopes in bracelets and not one of them named Osama"

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Tyrion: "What's the worst thing in a woman? A drunk Dornishman."

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Crasters baby boy recently turned White Walker: "What the fuck did I do?"

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Varys: "The game done changed."
Littlefinger: "The game's the same. Just got more fierce."

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Stannis: "Come at the King, you best not miss."

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Jojen: “You know something, Bran? I do believe there aren’t five swinging dicks in the entire kingdom who can do what we do.”

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Loras: "I'll swallow a lie when I have to. I've swallowed a few big ones recently."

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Tywin about the Red Wedding: "All in the game, yo. All in the game."

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Tyrion explains Cyvasse:

Now look, check it, it's simple, it's simple. See this? This the kingpin, a'ight? And he the man. You get the other dude's king, you got the game. But he trying to get your king too, so you gotta protect it. Now, the king, he move one space any direction he damn choose, 'cause he's the king. Like this, this, this, a'ight? But he ain't got no hustle. But the rest of these motherfuckers on the team, they got his back. And they run so deep, he really ain't gotta do shit.



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Jorah to Selmy: You see this? This the queen. She smart, she fast. She move any way she want, as far as she want. And she is the go-get-shit-done piece.

 



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Sansa: "Ain't no shame in holding onto grief"

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Jaime: "You seem awfully happy today."

Renly: "I got laid last night"

Jaime: "Yeah, your asshole still hurt?"

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Rygar wrote:

Jaime: "You seem awfully happy today."

Renly: "I got laid last night"

Jaime: "Yeah, your asshole still hurt?"


 teehee

 

Arya: Man, fuck a charge, this here is gun powder activated, twenty seven caliber, full auto, no kick-back, nail throwing mayhem. Shit right here’s tight.

 

The Hound to Arya: How you expect to run with the wolves come night, when you spend all day sparring wit' the puppies?



-- Edited by The Kindly Man on Wednesday 6th of August 2014 01:47:57 PM

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Arya: There ain’t no special dead. There’s just … dead.

Varys to Ned: There you go. Giving a fuck when it ain’t your turn to give a fuck.


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Macha wrote:

Varys to Ned: There you go. Giving a fuck when it ain’t your turn to give a fuck.


Ned to Varys: A man must have a code.



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Arya is Snoop



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Stannis: Girl, you can't even think of calling this shit a war.

Mel: Why not?

Stannis: Wars end.

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Sandor (with Arya) to Brienne: This is us just talking right? Just you, me, my partner and what did you say your name was?

Pod: I didn't say shit.

Sandor: Just you, me, my partner, and Mr. Shit here.

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Tywin to Walder Frey (about the Red Wedding): Yo Rock?

Walder: Huh?

Tywin: Be subtle with it man. You know what subtle means?

Walder: Laid back and shit.


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Alliser Thorne:  You (Jon Snow) are a gaping asshole



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Jon snow would make a perfect McNulty on that situation!

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Sam Tarly is kind of like a white Bunk Moreland ( once he's discovered what his fat pink mast is for ).



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"Jon you know nothing and you couldn't now something if i rubbed something in your face" Ygrette/Bunk

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Littlefinger:

Mm-mmm. Twenty gets you the permits. Five is for me for bribing these downtown motherfuckers. I mean, I'm the one got to risk walking up to these thieving bitches with cash in hand, right? I'm telling you,  the people running the city nowadays, they make the last bunch look sanctified. I mean, this some shameful shit.  



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Hot Pie: "For another pit sammich and some tater salad, I'll go a few more."

Tyrion to Shae: "I had such fucking hopes for us"

Ser Alliser to Jon Snow: "You do not get to win , shitbird!"

Ygritte to Jon Snow: "A life, Johnny, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you are waiting for moments that never come."











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