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Priestess of R'hllor
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My pipes are a mess.

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My toaster is toast.
He was such a brave little toaster!



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I see a certain jinx-pattern with Atreyu statements. Everything running smoothly as ever, beer is cold, shower is hot, dishwasher running everyday without a hiccup, vacuumer is swell, laundry comes out clean, waterboiler boils, pipes are fucking ace.

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Japie! Pride comes before the fall! freakout

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I was bragging about my cold beers here months ago, I'll be fine. First world is awesome.

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Putting the whammy on Japie's electric toothbrush right ... now!

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Oh fuck, that thing has been broken for months!

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Nooooooo! It sounded like everything was going your way appliance wise and Atreyu's jinx on home appliances & tools was broken. I'd have never admitted to it, JapieQ. Never.

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It starts with the brush, next I will use my tropical voodoo to curse his appliances! linda

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Lock thread, please. Delete if possible.

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Dream on, bub. It's here forevah!

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Atreyu wrote:

Lock thread, please. Delete if possible.


 REQUEST DENIED! grump



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My fridge died this morning.

BUT I FIXED IT WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS A VOLTAGE METER AND A NEW START RELAY FOR THE COMPRESSOR I AM ALL THAT IS MAN AND DEMAND THE LESSER MALES COWER AND THE LADIES SWOON!

You may unlock the thread now, Don.

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Yes you da man :grumpycat: No we won't hire you for any of our broken appliances without a full resume with all electric and plumbing and general handyman experience listed, Atreyu. And reliable references ( highfive nice job btw)

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Wow! Very impressive, Mr. Atreyu Come on over and replace my roof!

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Yaaaaay time for toast!

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Congratulations on the new addition, Donnie. Wishing the two of you many happy years together.



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Atreyu wrote:

My fridge died this morning.

BUT I FIXED IT WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS A VOLTAGE METER AND A NEW START RELAY FOR THE COMPRESSOR I AM ALL THAT IS MAN AND DEMAND THE LESSER MALES COWER AND THE LADIES SWOON!

You may unlock the thread now, Don.


 But how about  your beard, eh? theon



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DonalNoyesArm wrote:

Yaaaaay time for toast!

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 Ok, now send it to Brazilian Jungle Hut #4 and i'll shave part of the debt.

It's number 4 dammit! last time you sent to #3 and Karsa got all the hookers and blow.



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Dolan wrote:

 Ok, now send it to Brazilian Jungle Hut #4 and i'll shave part of the debt.

It's number 4 dammit! last time you sent to #3 and Karsa got all the hookers and blow.


 teehee

No wonder Karsa has been MIA!



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Don, you lucky guy! It looks like it's a keeper. Don't work it TOO hard!

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I had a sammich, a bagel AND a pop tart! It was a toasting orgy! humpohumpy

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THIS is why Don's toasters break! Toaster orgies held at all hours!!!!

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Hot water heater tried to leave this plane yesterday. But it wasn't it's time, dammit! So I nursed it back into operation all night and into the morning. All clear for now.

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My AC died! Its just too hot! Imma go to the beach to cool down I guess.

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Atreyu wrote:

Hot water heater tried to leave this plane yesterday. But it wasn't it's time, dammit! So I nursed it back into operation all night and into the morning. All clear for now.


 Took a turn to for the worse. Professionals are on the way.

 

Surprised no one busted me for "hot water heater". If you already have hot water, what do you need a heater for? You are slipping, TW.



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 Took a turn to for the worse. Professionals are on the way.


 Top Men?



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Tippy top.

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Atreyu wrote:
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Hot water heater tried to leave this plane yesterday. But it wasn't it's time, dammit! So I nursed it back into operation all night and into the morning. All clear for now.


 Took a turn to for the worse. Professionals are on the way.

 

Surprised no one busted me for "hot water heater". If you already have hot water, what do you need a heater for? You are slipping, TW.


 Aww I am soooo sorry but apparently, I'm not measured or reasonable enough to catch such things. Maybe you should look elsewhere, eh? booty



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FUCKING RANCID COCKHOLE MOTHER SHITTING PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING MOTHER



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teehee

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i guess that's R.I.P. for the water heater

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Pour one out for our homie, the water heater OG.



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ATAT! Report! pin

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Water heater lives, but the bank account is on life support. The story:

1. Tech comes out, drains the water heater. Leaves his hose with me so I can continue filling and draining the fucker to clear out the sediment. Function improves somewhat, but not fixed. I did this over the course of 36 hours. $150.
2. Day 2 of the crisis I run around town and find a lovely plumbing supply store, which didn't have the part I thought I needed but had another part they thought I might need. A thermocoupler. $12.
3. Tech comes back after we report shit still sucks. ("You don't need a new thermocoupler") He starts taking some stuff apart and noodles around and whatnot. Heater gets to working somewhat.
4. Heater craps out. I take it apart myself, and take the burner assembly and the new thermocoupler to a friendly hardware store. THEY WERE VERY HELPFUL AND I WANT TO SEX THEM. Heater starts working again wonderfully.
5. Day 3 heater craps out again -- the burner assembly fell out of the bracket and I didn't want to fuck with that again.
6. Day 4 tech comes back out. Breaks my piezo igniter announces we need a new gas valve ($250) and I grumble. He hunts around for a bit, finds an line kit (because we absolutely did not need a burner assembly) and goes to get it. $73 PLUS $300 for his labor.

Heater fixed.

There is a punchline to this story that I don't want to share on the internet.

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i'd start asking myself how much a new one would cost but that's probably on the several g's right?

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Around $1200 with labor. 20 times as much if my brother in law did it and I'd be doing half the work myself.

DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?

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didn't you just spent almost 800? buy a new one.

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My ticker needed to be upgraded or at least one of my arteries. I expect a $3,000+ hospital bill (after insurance) for a tiny piece of metal mesh just to stay alive.  Sounds like a super hero story, don't it? 



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Only Cary would put his ticker op in the Appliances Watch thread evileye But he's got a point. It's fixed! Glad to hear it went ok. huggs Time to relax!

Ly, I never thought it quite like that but I find you are correct highfive Bernie WOULD feel at home in Russia. They do have free healthcare, gov subsidized

 



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So...my air conditioner is out because of a short-circuit in my electrical box, I think. Not something I can fix unless I want to look like Missandei on a bad hair day. And it's going to be 99 degrees today. FML.

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My fat doughnut of a baby drooled so much on my keyboard that it needs replacing. My *laptop* keyboard. Fuckity.

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Bad donut! Baaaad donut! Now please show us pics of the fat donut baby, so we can see the guilt on the the little reprobate's face.

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No more blaming the baby! Classic grown ups. Where was Macha when the baby drooled?! She only had one (hundred) job.

Broken AC is bad stuff Basi, about a week ago mine was down. Paid a bunch to get it fixed. Now is all cool and nice booty I could have killed every chicken in the house for 2 days and it wasn't even more than 82 outside at the highest temp point. So very spoiled.

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Circuit board on the fridge melted again yesterday. Can't be bothered to replace or repair the thing for the third time. New fridge on the way!

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Yeeeeeah suck it fridge!



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How come I don't remember the Nuking the fridge scene from Indiana Jones 4?!?!?! freakout classic Indy. This can't be good...

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